Hi everyone. I just want to take a minute to tell you all about my best friend in the entire universe! The amazing, the beautiful, the talented, the hilarious, the sweet, the loving Mallory Kessen! I worship the ground she walks on and treasure every moment I spend with her. She is the most amazing person to ever exist and I would be utterly lost without her. She is the greatest friend anyone could possibly ask for. She is as worthy of idolization as Altair and Ezio are badass, as David Bowie is sexy, and as catchy "Po Pi Po" is. Basically, she's the best person in the universe and I loooooooooooooooooooooooooove her!
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